Paris Hilton (She's got some kind of mental defect. She HAS to be retarded)
Miley Cyrus (She puts on a wig, changes her voice BARELY, and she gets paid TWICE as much for it. She has NO talent, she sounds like she's sick when she sings, and the only reason she is famous is because her daddy was already so they're just like "HEY! Wanna be famous?")
Miranda Cosgrove (I liked her as Megan. Not as Carly. Carly is a goody goody. That's not realistic AT ALL. That said, I love Sam cuz she's a bad ass and Jennette McCurdy didn't get her start on iCarly and is a talented actress.)
The Show Big Time Rush (the guys WAY over-do talking at the same time. But they're good singers. And half of them are sexy. By half I mean James and Logan. But James looks like a pretty lesbian.)
Kim Kardashian (There is a REASON that she doesn't get paid to talk. God knows what possessed people to start following her with cameras)
Justin Beiber (In Ivey's words, "He sounds like a PMSing 3-year-old" and he looks like a manly lesbian.)
Kourtney Kardashian (She's paranoid and I swear could have an all-questions conversation with a stick.)
Khloe Kardashian (She's a bitch to her family and to everyone who she's not friends with and always complains about how "fat" she is. If you're THAT concerned, but down the fork and DO something about it.)
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