Sunday, October 31, 2010

IMVU

I just wanted to let everybody know that I now, once again, have an IMVU account. My chick even kinda looks like me XD

My user name: allison2433

Look me up!! I'd love to talk to you guys!!

Becky's "Costume"

I took pics for a better view. They show her when she was still wearing the 7 bras. Confused? Watch my last 2 vids.




Epic Movie Backwash

Okay, basically the title is what Becky wanted to be for Halloween. I got to do her costume to an extent >:) you'll see


All Nighter (Diabetes and Awful Singing)


I'm not normally this mean we were just kidding

I also love gays and I am not racist

P.S.

diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes diabetes

HYPER use my links!!

Spying on the Guys


What I had said was, "in case you were wondering, I gauged up to 6's"

New and Random Pictures



My eyes were really really green and this is how my hair looks naturally









Slow-Mo Winking

Friday, October 29, 2010

My Life of the Day 10-29-10

So, there's not much to say for today. I've been on my blog pretty much all day, I made Tay's blog for her, I didn't get around to recording the songs today (which will go up on my Music/Movies Blog tomorrow. Link: http://www.musicmoviesblog-allison2433.blogspot.com/) and I talked to Nick for a little while.

In case you're curious, this past wednesday I found out that I might not be able to go back to Vintage until February and I cried. A lot. And Nick is the person I always cry to, I just don't let him know I'm crying. That's the beauty of texting. But also, I was really upset because he's been with Brit for almost 3 months now...it just feels like a long time...I don't want him to be in love with her...and I don't want him to change his mind about me...I guess I'm just genuinely terrified to lose him.

But I didn't tell him the second part of what had me so upset. And it's annoying the crap outta him. He hates it when I'm like "I have something that I need to say" and then I don't tell him what it is. Which, technically, what I needed to tell him was that there was another reason besides the thing about Vintage that had me upset. I did tell him that. I just wouldn't tell him what it was. I don't wanna make him feel bad for trying to be happy. And I don't wanna cause problems that could otherwise be avoided.

I do, however, enjoy annoying him. Cuz it's fun ^-^ but he's not the innocent little victim, either, he does it right back.

On another note, I haven't talked to Austin since...actually for probably a week or two. Oh well. I still have no clue what Imma do yet about the whole him and Nick thing...the way I see it, if Nick can date other people, so can I.

Two problems with that, though:
  1. Whenever I date anyone besides him, I feel like I'm cheating on him, and I always worry about if he's gonna get jealous or hurt because I wanna avoid that. I don't wanna knowingly hurt him.
  2. I don't wanna feel like I'm using Austin as a rebound or to get to Nick.

Something you should always ask yourself before dating a new person is this:
"Would I be dating them still if the other person I want was available?"

The answer to that, in my case, if I'm being 100% honest with myself....would probably be no....but the difference is this: me and Nick have been on and off since we were 13. I'm turning 16 next Saturday. No one does, can, or ever will be able to compare to him....he's my soul mate, I think. I've thought that for 3 years now....the problem is he doesn't truely know it yet. Granted he knows to an extent, but that extent was only brought up once and it was almost 3 months ago...I just don't want him to change his mind about me. Especially not because of her....

Well, this was my life today. Consider your life wasted by reading this. Here's a duck.

Twitch's World

Hey peeps!! Just wanted to let everybody know that I set Tay up her own blog thingy and so if you like the stuff I tell about me and her, you should like the things on her blog cuz she's gonna put her own stuff up.

The Link: http://twitchs-world.blogspot.com/

Also, if you wanna just click her pic, she follows all of my different blogs on here. She also follows Sami and Milky.

Now here's a picture of something random.

Bitches With Dishes

Epic Battle of the Dumb Whores

Background:

Paris Hilton got arrested for drug possession. She had a bag of crack and said that someone had dropped it and she picked it up cuz she thought it was gum. Despite the fact it was powder. In a Ziploc bag.

Also, me and Tay have all these jokes making fun of Paris Hilton, and we were watching House of Wax, and this commercial kept coming on about a zombie movie. And I was like making fun of Paris Hilton and I said "Zombies look like dinosaurs...I want one." and Taylor was like, "Daddy, go buy me a dinosaur!" and I was like "And make a zombie bite it."

We're talking right now.

Paris: Daddy! No! You got me the wrong one! This one's fat! Take it back and get me a skinny one with a 6-pack. No, daddy, it's not dangerous. It's a puppy. With a really big dick. Breed it with my chihuahua

Kim Kardashian enters

Kim: Paris! I'm borrowing some of your gum...

Paris: No, it's my floor gum! It's my special powder gum to keep you from getting fat because regular gum makes you fat. Just like food. Food makes you fat. Unless it's made of ice and water. And nobody likes a fat person.

Kim: Whatever... -takes-

Paris: No! It's mine!

Kim: -bakes into cookies-

Paris: No! Cookies make you fat. You're fat. You should kill yourself, fat person. Cuz you're fat. You and your big ass. Which is fat.

Khloe Kardashian enters

Khloe: -used splash which was super effective (Pokemon joke about MagiCarp)-

Paris: Ahh!! No!! You just got me all wet...that's hot. But, shit! I don't have my white T-shirt on....

Khloe: Paris, you're a whore.

Paris: Well, you're fat. And that's why you don't have friends. Cuz you're fat.

Khloe: -punches in face-

Paris: Ahh!! .....that's hot.....

Khloe: Wow...you're f***ing stupid.

Paris: .....what?

Dinosaur disappears

Paris: Wait...who took my puppy?

Kim: The cookies are done!!

Khloe: -om nom nom-

Paris: Wow...you're fat...

Khloe: I feel weird -barfs-

Paris: ......that's hot......

Paris turns to Kim

Paris: You bitch, you stole my puppy. I have to feed her. Guess she won't get her leaf of lettuce this week...

Kim: I didn't do anything. You're the bitch. -slaps-

Paris: Ouch... -touches face- wha....what did you do?

Kim: -turns to cookies- om nom nom

Paris: -pouts-

Martha Stewart enters

Martha: Butter butter butter butter butter....butter

Paris: Gross...you're fat. You eat a lot. You shouldn't eat. Eating is bad. Eating means food. Which makes you fat. Like you. Cuz you're fat.

Martha: Butter?

Paris: Yes, I just called you fat. Cuz you are. And you have no friends. Since you're fat.

Khloe: -grabs huge ass tub of butter and spoon- om nom nom

Paris: Ew....that's kinda hot....

Miley Cyrus enters

Miley: Howdy y'all!! Who wants some homeade jerky? I got it from my uncle. He's a cannible.

Paris: That's hot.

Kim: That's gross.

Khloe: -om nom nom-

Martha: Butter?

Miley: Yeah! Let's drown it in some butter. Nothin like the possibility of clogged arteries and a heart attack! -grabs Khloe's butter bucket, heats over fire til it's melted, dumps over people jerky til bucket is empty thereby filling whole room up past the countertops- Sweet nibblets! I can't swim! -drowns-

Paris: That's hot...you're hot...but you're fat. And I don't like fat people. Cuz they're fat.

Khloe: -slurps-

Kim: -also drowns-

Martha: Butter!!

Everyone dies. Room drains. Miley comes back from the dead.

Miley: Y'all are so funny, playin' dead like that!! Oops!! I done gone and peed myself from laughin!! Don't y'all know I can't die?? You're funny. You're too funny!! -dies from laughing-

The world is now a happy place, and the starving dinosaur comes back and eats all of their dead bodies.

                                                  The End

This is a List of Celebrities I Don't Like (for Twitch)

Paris Hilton (She's got some kind of mental defect. She HAS to be retarded)

Miley Cyrus (She puts on a wig, changes her voice BARELY, and she gets paid TWICE as much for it. She has NO talent, she sounds like she's sick when she sings, and the only reason she is famous is because her daddy was already so they're just like "HEY! Wanna be famous?")

Miranda Cosgrove (I liked her as Megan. Not as Carly. Carly is a goody goody. That's not realistic AT ALL. That said, I love Sam cuz she's a bad ass and Jennette McCurdy didn't get her start on iCarly and is a talented actress.)

The Show Big Time Rush (the guys WAY over-do talking at the same time. But they're good singers. And half of them are sexy. By half I mean James and Logan. But James looks like a pretty lesbian.)

Kim Kardashian (There is a REASON that she doesn't get paid to talk. God knows what possessed people to start following her with cameras)

Justin Beiber (In Ivey's words, "He sounds like a PMSing 3-year-old" and he looks like a manly lesbian.)

Kourtney Kardashian (She's paranoid and I swear could have an all-questions conversation with a stick.)

Khloe Kardashian (She's a bitch to her family and to everyone who she's not friends with and always complains about how "fat" she is. If you're THAT concerned, but down the fork and DO something about it.)

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Just Lettin' Ya Know

Brooke: You're a beaner!

Me: You're a racist!

Brooke: You're a smelly laboring Mexican!


But, no...um I just wanted to say that I sound really weird recorded. I don't sound so ditzy in person. I promise.

Vid Happy

These are a couple vids of Harleigh from shortly after we first got her.





Becky's Jellyfishing Song

I MADE A DISCOVERY!!

So when I upload my vids HERE, they work. So, I'm gonna record my rants and but them on my Controversiality and My Opinions Blog (which is my debates and ranting blog.)

http://www.iwillnotkeepmythoughtstomyself.blogspot.com/

Becky the Lion

This is my sister. She wanted me to make her look like a lion. Haha Becky. Haha.



Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Paris Hilton Joke, South Park, and Corn Dogs

Twitch has the PERFECT Paris Hilton impersonating voice. It's hilarious.

We were watching House of Wax. Could NOT for the life of us take it seriously. It was between 1 and 4 in the morning. They kept playing this commercial about some zombie tv series thing that's coming out onto that channel. Being the smart ass I am, I couldn't resist.

"Zombies look like dinosaurs...I want one."

Me and Twitch were feeding off of each other. I said that. She said:

"Daddy, go buy me a dinosaur, then make a zombie bite it."

I don't even remember most of what we said...we were mostly yelling at her stupid character. I'll record us next time so I won't forget anything.

Last night, I was watchin South Park with her on the phone. Which led to this:

"What up with the random sheep?"

I can't remember the funny stuff!! D:

But I do remember this: the other night I was in my sisters' room and I wasn't wearing my contacts. I didn't know we had corn dogs. Brooke came in with a corn dog.

Me: Is that a corn dog?

Brooke: Nope, I deep fried my penis.

So, I wish I could remember the funny stuff cuz this didn't turn out right...

Mice (For Twitch)

Monday, October 25, 2010

Pregnant Fatties and Breaking Doors

Convo with Milky today. Nuff said.



Milky: Hey!

Me: Hey can i put our convo up from last night? It was hilarious!!

Milky: But but but!!!! Fine...make sure I'm credited for that shit! :D did you get the picture?

Me: I am and yes!! It was awesome!! Did u take it??

Milky: Yep I took dat hoe :D that was the best day of my freaking life that day, ooohhhh :D

Me: Haha

         im watchin childs play

         the kid is adorable!!!!!!!!! I want one

Milky: No Allison no!!! We don't want yougetting all fat and eating a lot!!! Besides!! Your boobie's will             drop a bit if you do!

Me: Thats only if ur fat

Milky: If u get pregnant u will get far!!! Lawl

Me: Will not!!

Milky: Yes u will!!!!:D and just accept it!!!

Me: I wont. Not gonna happen. And im callin the entry "my drunk friend milky"

        XP teehee

Milky: Lawl!!!! Do you use our conversations more than your other friends? Lol. And, Bahahahah

Me: Yes cuz ours are either debates or just funny

         i use twitch's stuff too

Milky: True true!!:) I jut got off the phone with Sydney. Sorry for late text back. I started a Facebook trend              lol. :D Bahahah. Oh, how are you ?

Me: Good i just watched the 2nd childs play movie

Milky: Lmao!!!:D I'm on the phone again, with her. Lol. Whatcha doing?

Me: I broke my sister's door!!

Milky: Bahahahahaahahahahahaah how!!!? And wowwwwwwww

Me: Pulled the bottom half off the hinges...

Milky: Bahahaha!! Wow!!!:D I just got off the phone lol.

My Drunk Friend Milky

I was textin Milky last night and this was HILARIOUS and I had to share it with you guys. Pay attention to the spelling - not the words.

I have a different convo from a few months ago that I'm puttin up on my Spiritual Blog.

Milky: Hey!

Milky: U know, u never gave me a detailed thingy....

Me: Hey sorry I didn't hear my phone

         and yeah Twitch stayed the night thats why...

Milky: Understandable. Next time u talk to her tell her I wanna talk to her but I deleted Facebook so I can't              unless she has another way. And, how are you?

Me: ***-***-**** <-- her cell

        she doesn't have textin tho

        and im alright. Party's next friday

Milky: I already have her cell. Lawl. I canr talk on the phone thoufh, Unlesd it's like pastr 12 am (midnight)             and, I knoe she doeesn't have texting. And I know rhe party is next Friday, sasd to say, I can't make             it =|

Me: Aw that sucks

        and tay is practicallyan insomniac so u can talk to her after 12

Milky: F*** yes!!!!:D she is no joke a real insomniac like mw? I'd she is that's amazing!!!:D I haven't met             one likr me yet!!!! :D and, yss I knor rifht?

Me: She can't sleep til after 4. Mostly paranoia. But she usually doesn't sleep unless shes with me

Milky: Lawl. Paranoia, thdtsa a funny worfd!!!! :D Ans, okay. Ima call her sometime! (: what s uo alli-            San!?

Me: Watchin family guy
         r u drunk?

Milky: Just a tad bir nor to mbad. And, awesome! I loveeeee peter lol!!!!:D

Me: How much is a tad bit? Ur slurring ur texts

        and me too XD

Milky: 26 lettas in ds alphabtet:D Linkin lark!:) thid shir is trippin me thenhell out!!!! Lawl!!' and yess!!!!!

Me: U mispelled linkin park. Fail.

         hahaha

Milky: Have hou heard this sonf????? It's tripptyyy as hell!!!! Lol. It's in their album,             "MMM...cookies" :DDSSDDDDDFDDDDD ababahahahahahahahahahah

Me: What song??

Milky: "26 leeters in the alphabet"!!!!! :DDDD lmao!! Omfg Ans "you ain't got the gotsta" Hahah. This              album is teippinf me rhenhell out!! Gosh! I'm flipping my shit!!

Me: Haha clearly

Milky: Whst does that mean!!??? Lol/ am im line clealrtly drunk? Bahah

Me: Repeat the question?

Milky: Whstat doesss that messn? Ans, am in like clearly drunk?

Me: Ans am in like clearly drunk.

        and am i like clearly drunk

        is that what u meant?

Milky: Yes!!! Lawllllllllll. Oops. My speellong is off...haha

Me: Ur speellong is off. Hadnt noticed :P haha

Milky: Hahahahahah!!! Ooosssss!!! Loll. I think I drank roo much...

Milky: Ohhhh emmm geee I found another borttttllleeee!!!:DDDD

Me: Oos u drank roo much and u found another bortle.

         imma keep pointing this stuff out XD

Milky: Bahahahahaahahahahahaah!!! Why??!!!!! Lawwlwlwlwlwlwlwlw!!!! Pets get freaky now let's get              fhcking freaky now :D freaks!!! BrokeNCyde!!!:D

Me: Cuz it entertains me

Milky: Lawl! What convo did Yoi use on your blog between us?

Me: The one about the religious perspective of the holocaust. And i havent got it up yet

Milky: Oh. You don't gave to pur me anony mous about that onr. Lawl.

Me: I know but that was before u started dating ali remember?

Milky: Your point? She knows I'm ahnostis

Me: Thats when u were askin me out before yall started dating

Milky: Your gonna put that up as well? Lawl. Idc. Lol.

Me: I have to it was part of it i saved the text so id have answers to debates about the holocaust

Milky: Lawl. It's fine. I don't mind.lol. I'm drunk remember? Yoiu have my full persmisssinn             allisonsssssssss<3 I loveeereerrsss you sisssssssssssss!!!!:D <3 bur how many fexts did yoinsave             because that ws a long as he'll cneversaition?

Me: I saved the whole conversation. I saved it on my laptop. And imma still put it up as anonymous cuz u         might change ur mind

Milky: Nooo!!!! I swear in won't chanfe my mind!!! So don't pur it as anonymous!!!!

Me: Okay...but like u said ur drunk. When ur sober again, r u sure u wont change ur mind?

Milky: Yes I'm completely sure bein drunk doesdnr hurt my decisnon making procsees one bit.

Me: Teehee procsees

Milky: What?!!! Hahah

Me: U said procsees

Milky: So what? Lolll

Me: I find it funny...the typos

Milky: Donr make fun od my drhbkedness!!!

Me: Bahaahahahahahahahaha

        drbkedness!!

Milky: What!!!? Lol. Stop makinf fun of me!!

Me: Bahahahahahahaha

Milky: What??!!! Jeeze chill!!!

Me: Its so funny!!

Milky: How??)?!!

Me: Im readin it out loud

         its hilarious

Sunday, October 24, 2010

1 More Week...

So, my birthday is next saturday. I'm turning 16. I'm having this huge party thing. We rented out the auditorium at Singleton and I'm having about 100 people there.

See originally, I had a list of 102 people outside of family and mom was gonna try to get ahold of Ryan or Chad to see if Nickelback would play (she's cool with the band. Like I said, she's a stripper, so she meets people.) But Ryan recently got married and she couldn't get ahold of Chad so I got a friend's band playing.

I was gonna have Deadfall Rd. play cuz David - last I checked - kinda liked me....

BUT I've been friends with Luke since 5th grade. And he's an epic drummer. Plus Alec has played guitar for 7 or 8 years now and he's AMAZING so they'll be great.

But, see, I have this problem...I sorta intentionally invited both Josh and Wheeler mostly to make Nick feel uncomfortable cuz he can't bring his gf...and Austin will be there...I guess as my date...

I'm not trying to make him jealous. I'm not trying to use anyone. I'm definately not trying to hurt anyone...I just wanna be around the people who I care about. But...I don't know...I love Nick...I...I don't know what to expect with him and Austin together. I don't want drama.

But I know for a fact that I can't make Austin happy. Even if I tried. He may think I can but...if I can't be happy with him, he can't be happy with me. No one can be genuinely happy in a non-lasting relationship. I mean, it's inevitable that we break up. So why start something that's destined to fail?

Every relationship has two potential results: you get married or you break up. It's just the way it is...
I know I won't marry Austin. He's not the one. And if he's with me, it holds him back from finding the right person...it's selfish...besides, I love Nick...what am I trying to prove? I guess I wanna scare him a little...but that's not the only reason I like Austin.

Why can't it be easier? When two people are meant to be together, it's insanely obvious to everyone around them BUT them. I know it. Nick...I hope he knows...f*** I hate this. How am I supposed to see him next week and pretend that I'm happy? I know I have to...and Twitch wants in on it as my accomplice haha. But...I don't know...I can't stand the person I have to be right now...but I don't have much of a choice...

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Condo in Cali and Naming Goldfish

Twitch and I have decided that when we turn 18, we're going to move to California and get a condo out there.

I wanna take summer classes in college. They are shorter than the semester classes, but you cover just as much material.

There are 3 Assemblies of God colleges out in Cali, and it's FAR away from Tennessee. I love it here, but the world is so much bigger than the place you grew up...I wanna travel. I wanna take vacations and see things that you couldn't see anywhere else. I wanna learn things about different cultures and history and junk.

Starting with Cali.

We have it all planned out: there's a really good music program in all three colleges. I'm gonna major in that and minor in world missions so I can travel with my music. And Twitch can take classes in music at the school I go to cuz she wants to major and minor in songwriting and...something. I forgot.

We've decided we're gonna have 5 mice, 3 kitties, 4 puppies, a monkey, a ferrit, and 100 goldfish. We will attempt to drown the goldfish in the bathtub.

Their names:

     -for the mice-
(1) black mouse #1:                        Leroy
(2) black mouse #2:                        Madam Uber Fluffy Skittles
(3) white mouse:                              Madam Uber Marshmallow Puff
(4) gray mouse:                               Chuckie Cheese
(5) brown mouse:                            Tom Cruise

     -for the puppies-
(1) brendle English Bulldog:              Jesus
(2) Border Collie:                            Kalru
(3) Pug:                                           Hikaru
(4) Beagle:                                       Cujo

     -for the kitties-
(1) Artemis
(2) Aphrodite
(3) Athena

     -for the ferrit-
(1) Ferrit Bueler

     -for the goldfish-

...I don't know...we didn't really talk about that part...I'll just make something up & she'll see it later and laugh hysterically. I'll name them after random shit that I find in the medicine cabinet and whatever illegal drugs I can think of off the top of my head.

(1)   Mary Jane
(2)   Marijuana
(3)   Pot
(4)   Cocaine
(5)   Crack
(6)   Pepto Bismal
(7)   Heroin
(8)   Benedril
(9)   Zyrtec
(10) Claritin
(11) Methylprednisolone
(12) Tri-Sprintec [yes, I'm naming my fish after my brand of birth control.]

I can't think of anymore...let's move onto diseases and medical problems.

(13) Stroke
(14) Heart Disease
(15) Brain Cancer
(16) Kidney Failure
(17) Ovarian Cist
(18) Leukemia
(19) Gonherrea
(20) Genital Warts

Now let's name some from the things you learn in sex ed

(21) Ovaries
(22) Filopian Tubes
(23) Testosterone
(24) Estrogen
(25) Ejaculation
(26) Jizz
(27) Cum
(28) Orgasm

And now we'll name some as states of being and ideas

(29) Sarcasm
(30) Irony
(31) Menepause

I'm not very good at this...let's name some after old people

(32) Rose
(33) Lulu
(34) Violet
(35) Frank
(36) George
(37) Harrold
(38) Bob
(39) Jim
(40) Bill

Now let's name some after hillbillies

(41) LuAnn
(42) Billy Bob
(43) Hank
(44) Molly
(45) Papa Joe

Now let's name some as...f*** I don't know...dead celebrities.

(46) Billy Mayes
(47) Michael Jackson
(48) Brittany Murphey
(49) Farrah Faucet
(50) er....Joan Rivers [whatever, she's close enough]
(51) Elvis Presley

Now let's name some after bands that used to be popular but have since split and/or died out or maybe are just really really old. This also includes any singers that applies to. This means they've been around for at LEAST a decade.

(52) the Beatles
(53) Soft Cell
(54) the Rolling Stones
(55) AC/DC
(56) Ozzy Osbourne
(57) the Jackson 5
(58) Lenny Kravitz
(59) Cheap Trick
(60) Aerosmith
(61) R.E.O. Speedwagon
(62) John Bon Jovie
(63) Guns 'N' Roses
(64) Poison
(65) Danzig
(66) Nirvana
(67) Twisted Sister

Now let's name some after the characters in random movies and childhood fairy tales

(68) Gammy Numnum
(69) Jaws
(70) Chuckie
(71) Freddie Krueger
(72) Jason
(73) Santa
(74) Toothfairy
(75) Easter Bunny
(76) Mother Goose

Now let's name them after the people I can't stand

(77) Ashley
(78) Tara

Actually, that's prolly tempt me to flush them...let's name them after Disney Channel stars instead [who I can't stand] and Nickelodeon actor people who's agents assume that they can automatically double as singers.

(77) Miley Cyrus
(78) Selena Gomez [Yes, she's hot. And talented. But she's on Disney Channel. Therefore she gets no                                  respect from me.]
(79) Vanessa Hudgens
(80) Zac Efron
(81) Taylor Swift [Twitch LOVES her. I can't for the life of me stand her because she's capable of doing so                              much more with her voice than what she does AND I still maintain that she sounds like she                             writes her songs based off of a diary she wrote back when she was 7. She's f***in 20.]
(82) Miranda Cosgrove [I liked her as Megan for Drake and Josh when that show was still playing                                       regularly. She was evil, therefore she was my favorite character. But iCarly f***in                                       SUCKS and she CANNOT sing.]

This is pissing me off. Let's name some after....hmm....the things listed on my school's write-up form.

(83) Homicide
(84) Attempted Homicide
(85) Stalking
(86) Attempted Stalking
(87) Bomb Threat
(88) Assault of a Student
(89) Assault of a Teacher
(90) Possession of a Weapon
(91) Sexual Harrassment

F*** there's prolly rape on that form. Hey! I'll name one that! I'll do theft while I'm at it.

(92) Rape
(93) Theft

Okay...now let's name them after the 7 deadly sins

(94) Gluttony
(95) Envy
(96) Lust
(97) Slander
(98) Gossip
(99) False Testimony

And now let's name one Sue.

(100) Sue.

The End!! Oh, and the monkey's name is Spike.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Who Wants to Skype Me??

allison2433 on Skype.

Got a webcam? Make a Skype and send me a request. Just say you read my blog.

And I'd appreciate those who wanna Skype me to FIRST follow my blog. Like, subscribe to it.

This Is a List of Every Invader Zim Episode EVER in Order.

Season 1

Ep. 1: The Nightmare Begins
Ep. 2: Parent Teacher Night
Ep. 3: Walk of Doom
Ep. 4: Bestest Friend
Ep. 5: Nanozim
Ep. 6: Germs
Ep. 7: Dark Harvest
Ep. 8: Attack of the Saucer Morons
Ep. 9: The Wettening
Ep. 10: Career Day
Ep. 11: Battle Dib
Ep. 12: A Room With a Moose
Ep. 13: Hamstergeddon
Ep. 14: Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain
Ep. 15: Bad, Bad Rubber Pig
Ep. 16: Planet Jackers
Ep. 17: Rise of the Zitboy
Ep. 18: Plague of the Babies
Ep. 19: Bloaty's Pizza Hog
Ep. 20: Bolognius Maximus
Ep. 21: Game Slave 2
Ep. 22: Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom
Ep. 23: Mysterious Mysteries
Ep. 24: Future Dib
Ep. 25: Door to Door
Ep. 26: FBI Warning of Doom
Ep. 27: Battle of the Planets
Ep. 28: Abducted
Ep. 29: The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot
Ep. 30: Megadoomer
Ep. 31: Lice
Ep. 32: Tak: The Hideous New Girl
Ep. 33: Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff
Ep. 34: Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom
Ep. 35: Hobo 13
Ep. 36: Walk For Your Lives

Season 2

Ep. 1: The Most Horrible Xmas Ever
Ep. 2: Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Stars
Ep. 3: The Girl Who Cried Gnome
Ep. 4: Dibship Rising
Ep. 5: Vindicated!
Ep. 6: The Voting of the Doomed
Ep. 7: Mortos der Souleater
Ep. 8: Zim Eats Waffles
Ep. 9: Gaz: Taster of Pork
Ep. 10: The Frycook What Came From All That Space


Thank this guy for doing all the work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmrMVEXN1MI

Oh, come on, y'all know I have SOMEWHAT of a life.

Music That I Love but No One Listens To Because Modern Pop Sucks Balls

David Bowie


Fame:              
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-_30HA7rec

Ziggy Stardust:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtuXJBjtS8g


Boston

More Than A Feeling:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm_-sW4Vktw


Cheap Trick

I Want You To Want Me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZp9IXUlJYI

Surrender:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av7xWys6gh4


Aerosmith

Make It:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbGE19qDxKI

Uncle Salty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVBxpVnsBr8

Angel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBTOGVb_cQg&ob=av2e (Stephen Tyler is a hilarious dancer, and Joe Perry was kinda hot back then...)

Don't Wanna Miss A Thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J9GWsF_BAo&feature=fvst (from Armageddon)

Janie's Got a Gun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQn2ADZE1A&ob=av2e

Love In an Elevator (Going Down):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3Yrhv33Zb8&ob=av2n

Rag Doll:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jHUOjgRmOc

Walk This Way (Before Run DMC f***ed it up):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKttENbsoyk

Dude Looks Like A Lady:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE&ob=av2e

Dream On:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txlXcJDtDwM

Sweet Emotion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf_3V0urAA8

Back In the Saddle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDKxUt9UkmU

Just Push Play:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub5P4jA7Vwc

Light Inside:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHDFDaymLWs (I hate doing live versions, but I had to with this one.)

Livin' On the Edge:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcL0mjMjw&ob=av2n (OMG THIS IS THE OFFICIAL ONE, BUT STEPHEN TYLER IS FRIGGEN NUDE!! BWAHAHAHAHAH)

Rats In the Cellar:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWmXchIZqw0

Same Old Song and Dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJdWPSwSOLw (I love Stephen Tyler's random, bizarre outfits...)

Draw the Line:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ2Cu2OsEUs

Trip Hoppin':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyBpsqYuBT0

Let the Music Do The Talkin':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHHWEiRCni0 (kinda crappy quality, sorry)

Jaded:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=705LEH3j2g0 (I loveee this song)

Cryin':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VmrR2vp_JQ (all of their sad/slow songs make me wanna cry :/ )

Nirvana

Lithium:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHZ9jh7IhkU (c'mon, who doesn't love Nirvana? Particularly Kurt Cobain.)

In Bloom:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0AqE9dapV0&feature=fvsr

Smells Like Teen Spirit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg&ob=av2e

the Beatles

Let It Be:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0714IbwC3HA (Brooke White did a cover of this song which was amazing)
                    this is her version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E1sDD0nxRA

Here Comes the Sun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsv34Ng_Rik (complete with a cartoon teehee)

Got My Mind Set On You:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j34JD7Vq2s (technically, this is George Harrison's song)


Soft Cell

Tainted Love:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srtuQU20QXA (I used to think this was the Beatles' song, but Soft Cell just kinda sounds like them)


AC/DC

TNT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgSt_QiumVc

Highway to Hell:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv24N8H1KyI

Back In Black:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwIvBNsSywQ (I wish I could do the lightning bolt... :(  )

You Shook Me All Night Long:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq8s0U5FY1w&feature=fvst

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvP0uwl3Q6A

Twisted Sister

We're Not Gonna Take It:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xmckWVPRaI&ob=av2n (Two things. 1. I love how they look like trannies 2. the beginning of this vid reminds me of "shoes". If you haven't seen it, I'll put it up on my last post.)

I Wanna Rock:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRwrg0db_zY&ob=av2n (this kinda reminds me of a combination between Ferris Bueler's Day Off and the Breakfast Club)





If you wanna learn any of these on guitar, I'm pretty sure that I have the tab links on my Music/Movies Blog by now...if not, I'll put them up later. Here's the link: http://www.musicmoviesblog-allison2433.blogspot.com/

Go to a post called Call It Bravery (3). All of the others like it are just different genres. You can check them out too.

Random Things That Pop Into My Head During My Desperate Attempts to Summarize the Iliad

I GOTTA SHOWER TODAY!! Sorry...I'm just happy cuz my hair's all soft. I do bathe, but normally I'm kinda crunched with time so I only have time to once or twice a week. I know it's gross. But, technically, you're only supposed to shower every 3 days because it's bad for your hair to shower daily. The water and chemicals in shampoo and crap strip your hair of its natural oils, so if you do it too much, cows will mistake your hair for hay and try to eat it. You perverts!!

Where did the term "shampoo" come from? It's such a random word. It reminds me of Nigga Higga's "Sham Woohoo" vid from youtube. Funny as crap. It's a spoof of the shamwow thing.

For the record, I don't use the N-word. I don't do it because it's their word. That's dumb. I don't use it because it's racist and disrespectful. Even as a joke. For the same reason, I don't use G.D. either (goddamn). It's just rude and no one enjoys listening to people talk like that. That said, yes I cuss some. Not as much as I used to, but it's still a pretty bad habit to quit. Just like biting your nails. It doesn't do you any good, so don't start.

The problem with STOPPING is that you get to where you don't think about it when you do it, so it just slips out and you don't notice. Plus, it expands your vocabulary in ways that other words don't translate to that extent. Even though it's still generally just an interjection...

Monday, October 18, 2010

Just A Thought (Old From My Facebook Poems Like the Others I Marked With That)

Love is pure masochism.

Love takes courage.

Falling is
easy. Getting back up is the hard part.

Note

Okay this is a true story that my sunday school teacher told me once. This
girl's parents were like high school sweethearts or something. They were
married. Then they started fighting constantly and ended up getting divorced.
For five years they didn't speak to each other. They even both remarried to
other people. In the end...they ended up back together. They got married again.
This is pure proof that true love can conquer and obstacle. Even if you think
it's impossible.



Let's Talk About Today

So, I stepped on a wasp yesterday. Normally if I get stung by a wasp, it swells to the size of, like, a golf ball. I think it was a red wasp. Cuz the bottom of my foot isn't swollen. The top, however, resembles a baseball glove. Well...an ivory skin-toned baseball glove. With a pink balloon attatched to the top.

I went to the doctor today cuz I can't stand for like 10 minutes with pressure on it cuz it hurts to do so. I just got back a little over 20-30 minutes ago. She gave me Methylprednisolone tablets. The packaging makes it sound serious.

"Keep Patient under close observation of a physician." "Store at 20-25 degrees C (68-77 F) (see USP Controlled Room Temperature)" "KEEP THIS AND ALL DRUGS OUT OF THE REACH OF CHILDREN." "TAKE WITH FOOD"

Umm...okay? YES MR CARDBOARD BOX I WILL FOLLOW YOUR INSTRUCTIONS!!

Don't ya just hate when people type at you in all caps? I do...it feels like they're yelling at me.
Of course, normal people only yell if they're angry, excited, or if you can't hear them. Caps typing is...pointless. It doesn't make you read it any better.

WHAT?! I'M SORRY, I COULDN'T READ WHAT YOU WERE TYPING AT ME. TYPE IT LOUDER PLEASE.

Pointless. But, yeah, it sounds serious. Also, the packaging says "NO REFILS LEFT" (again with the caps) so I'm thinking I was special. Actually, the only thing it has in lower case is the place I got it from and something about FDA contact info for side effects. O_O

Let's not forget, I got this for a wasp sting. I don't need, like, friggen Penacyllin. And I got some prescription version of Benedril to go along with it...and while I was there, I got some birth control (dum dum DUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM) I only do all caps for emphasis.

On another note, I grew two inches!! That's a big deal for me cuz I'm short. Actually, I'm 5'5 now.
I have to wait til my next period to start the pill cuz I have to start the day after I get off. I got off last Monday, but if I start it today, I'll be a week behind, so there's no real point...

-Sigh- I absolutely HATE hospitals. Particularly needles. When I was in first grade, I got really sick at school for no apparent reason. My mom took me to LeBonuer (however you spell it). I had to get a CATscan and drink some weird thick, white stuff that looked like milk, but tasted like...**shudder**
They thought I had leukemia. I had bronchitis. Dipshits...

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Love Is Complicated.

Wednesday night I started bawling the second my feet hit the floor of my church. Read about it on my Paranormal Blog which I'm gonna change to a Spiritual Blog. Long story short: sermon was soul mate vs. dating.

I've had a total of 3 bf's. There was Nick who was my first kiss and my first love and like everything. I genuinely believed he was the one. I don't know what I believe any more...but we've been on and off for the last 3 1/2 years...but he's been dating this girl for a couple months now...I felt like he chose her over me...

The second was Wheeler. He kept my mind off of Nick and he would text me every night til I fell asleep. I liked him alot. We were better off as friends, though, and we ended up breaking up, but we're still cool. It was a mutual thing.

Josh was the last (not Milky. Different Josh). He played bass at my church...shaggy dark brown hair...and he was really sweet. Like...I don't know...but he got clingy. And he convinced himself he was in love with me. He barely knew me...I tried to go easy on him...I don't like to hurt people...I told him about Nick and about my family...he thought it was a trust thing; like it showed that if we were to get back together, it was a good established foundation. I didn't wanna get back together...to be completely honest, I didn't even know we dated the first time. I agreed to take it slow. I didn't mean as a couple...but I guess I broke up with him.

I've been talking to Austin since a couple months before I dated Wheeler. He's really sweet and funny and kinda hot haha but all the guys I've dated were hot. Actually, now that I think about it, they had similar features. What can I say...Imma sucker for the dark shaggy hair. Any color eyes is fine. Dark blue and dark brown are my favorites. BUT LOOK UP MY PICS ON THIS BLOG OF AUSTIN which I stole from his facebook...hahaha

But after Wednesday night...what do I want? I have no idea...I just want my soul mate...I don't wanna settle. I don't wanna date around. I just want to be happy. I wanna be in love with someone who loves me. And I want that to be okay...

For my opinions on soul mates and true love, go to http://www.iwillnotkeepmythoughtstomyself.blogspot.com/ and for everything about wednesday night, go to my Paranormal Blog which is gonna be changed to Spiritual Blog. Thanks, guys.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Let's Cover The Basics

My natural hair color is a mousey-dust bunny brown color which turns dark brunette in the winter.

My favorite color is orange.

My middle name is Nicole.

I love photography, poetry, books, and music.

I wanna be a diagnostician, but I'm also gonna do world missions with my music.

I play guitar and some piano.

I love Calli Lillies, but I hate roses because they remind me of weddings and funerals. But I love Arizona roses. Cuz they're orange. I also love Lobelias, Orange Blossoms, and Forget-Me-Nots.

I only chew fruity gum. Particularly the Citrus stuff.

My favorite school subject is...hmm...if I'd stayed at my public school, it would've been either Creative Writing or Acting.

My eyes change colors. They always have brown in them, but they turn gold, green, dark brown, black, gray, and in rare cases blueish.

I hate chick flicks with a passion.

I LOVE Chili's, Applebee's, Olive Garden, and Grand Pacific Buffet

I do not have braces. I have not had them.

I have 2 sisters, an older stepsister on my mom's side, two younger stepsisters on my dad's side, a half brother on my dad's side, and a half sibling cooking in the oven on my dad's side.

My sisters' names are Becky and Brooke, my older stepsister is Casey, the child-sized evil on my dad's side is Hannah, other stepsister is Noel, my half-brother is Andrew, and being that IDK the gender of the coming baby, IDK what its name is gonna be.

I prefer chicken over beef depending on the way it's cooked and I HATE tofu and soy products.

I only have one scar and it's around the back of my right ankle where I snagged it on a barbed wire that was loose a few years ago.

I have only one birthmark and it's really light and it's in the middle of the left side of my back. I also have a beauty mark on my left shoulder blade.

I want between 3 and 5 kids. But no more than 5. I want mostly boys, but I still kinda want one girl. I like the names for the girls...I like the unusual names that are less common but still pretty like Kristen, Sloan, and Aubrey. Which happen to be 3 of the names that are gonna be in my book.

I would definately bungee jump or sky dive or parasail or learn to ride a motorcycle. I'm an adrenaline junkie :)

I wouldn't run a marathon if I were in fact physically capable of doing so >_<

If the president were in the room, I am the type to walk up and introduce myself. I don't get starstruck. They're people just like us. They just had to work to get where they are. But fame doesn't last forever.

I prefer vanilla over chocolate. I prefer French Vanilla over regular vanilla.

My favorite season is...either summer or fall. I love the feel of summer with the sun on your face and the wind in your hair and the particular summer-y smell in the air. I love how green everything is. I love the pools and the gym and the rest that you get. I love the feeling of being drama-free and carefree. I love that I can drive around with all the windows down and blaring my sterio for no real reason. Mostly, I love that I can be at my church as much as I want. Church concert!! Woo!!
I love fall also. It's cooler, but still warm. The leaves change colors so it makes for the prettiest pictures. I love the fresh smell that the light showers bring to the air. But I hate the back-to-school feeling. Yet at the same time, I miss everybody. So...yeah, I choose summer.

I have very few things that I'm afraid of. If you wanna get highly technical, there are only two things I'm genuinely afraid of. The rest is either paranoia or highly unlikely.
  1. I'm not afraid of the dark, but I'm afraid of the shadows. (See my Paranormal Blog)
  2. I'm afraid of demons, evil spirits, exorcisms, being possessed, and things of that nature
  3. I'm afraid of knives and sharks and sharp objects (but just the bigger ones like meat clevers)
  4. I'm afraid of rejection
  5. I'm afraid of putting myself out there, leaving everything that I've kept hidden exposed, and getting the wrong reaction or worse...
  6. I'm afraid to fall out of love (main fear)
  7. I'm afraid for someone I love to fall out of love with me (other main fear)
  8. I'm afraid of infertility and menopause
  9. I'm afraid that if I go on the pill it would make me infertile
  10. I'm afraid of auditioning for American Idol and winding up on the Bloopers Auditions (the people who are remembered as the ones who sucked the most)
  11. I have stage fright issues because of my fear of rejection
  12. I'm afraid to become a teen mom (or for any of my friends to have kids while in high school)
  13. I'm afraid to lose the people that I'm the closest to
  14. I'm afraid that when I graduate high school, the friends that have become like my family (and Nick)...that I'll never see them again.
  15. I'm afraid of backwash
  16. I'm afraid of phlem (however you spell it) and drool
  17. I'm afraid of trusting people because I'm afraid they'll destroy my trust
  18. Obviously, I have trust and abandonment issues
  19. I'm afraid that my parents will read my blog
  20. I'm afraid of losing self control
That's everything that I'm afraid of.

I love playing guitar, singing, photography, piano, books, movies, researching topics that other people overlook, learning new things, my car, stuff that I read in the Bible (it's interesting!!), and researching comparisons of other religions. I figure if your gonna know how to talk to a person, you need some background. I hate when people try to "convert" people when they don't know anything about the person's religion, what they were taught growing up, personal beliefs, and personal experiences. Get your facts straight!! And DON'T beat them over the head with the Bible and tell them they're going to hell. That's just gonna piss them off and push them farther away.

If I had to pick a spot to vacation that was in the city, at a beach, or in the mountains, I'd probably choose the beach. I'm used to LIVING in the city (before I moved), and I like the warmer weather. Mountains would be my next choice.

Silver vs. gold: I choose white gold. I don't like yellow gold. If not white gold, I pick silver.

I have lots of random, weird pet peeves. A few in particular. I hate when people try to get in debates with me politically, religious, or otherwise in order to feel like they "won" something (see my blog, http://www.iwillnotkeepmythoughtstomyself.blogspot.com/ where I'll post these debates uneditted). I hate when my nail polish chips, I hate the sound of knuckles, necks, and spines being popped, I hate walking through water in my socks, I hate when other girls flirt with my guy, I hate overshot PDA (making out/practically dry humping in public), I hate people who try to get in arguments when they have no clue what they're talking about, I hate bad hair days, I hate when my roots come in, I hate people who try to change you, I hate jealous bitches, I hate people who try to use God to justify hate, I hate judgemental people, I hate it when people are flaky, I hate 2-faced people, I hate POSERS, and I hate scenie weanies (people who wanna be exactly like the "emo" group and then say "I'm not emo because I don't cut myself". I'm gonna do a rant on them on the blog link above.)

My favorite junk foods are nachos, popcorn, pizza, and soda. I hate chocolate unless something is dipped into it. Even then, I'm picky.

My drink of choice is Dr Pepper.

I do NOT bite my nails. I used to, but I bit too far back. It's a gross and disgusting habit and it makes disturbing noises. And if you go too far and they end up infected, you're SCREWED. That's not what happened to me. I'm just sayin'.

I don't know what's the farthest I've traveled from home...I've lived in Memphis, TN my whole life, but I've been to Indiana, Florida, Missouri, Mississippi, Kentucky, Arkansas, and I believe at one point Georgia.

In the ongoing Coke vs. Pepsi debate, I hate both. I like Dr Pepper.

I am NOT a morning person, but I don't get cranky. I tend to stay up late, but that's because I'm incapable of falling asleep until between 1-2 am. And I CANNOT be awake at 3 am because it is the demonic witching hour. Jesus died on the cross at around noon. 3 am is the supposed opposite of said time. Therefore it is the demonic witching hour and coincidentially the time of day which the most demonic possessions occur.

Ironically, I do not believe in coincidence.

I would NEVER have plastic surgery.

There are only two things about my body that make me insecure: my nose and my ass. I have my dad's nose. But it's a button-nosed version. But it's like...unproportionate in my opinion. It's big in some places but overall is small. I dunno...and as far as my ass is concerned, I have a genetic low iron count in my blood stream so it LOOKS like cellulite. But it looks awesome in jeans. Just not in person...at least not to me.

Overall, I'm really comfortable with my body. I have no lovehandles, I have an hourglass figure, I have a 34 D bra size (yes I just put my bra size on the internet, but I'm PROUD of that shit!!), and I loveee my color-changing eyes. I hate my natural hair color though.

I use Tempt by Maurice's (perfume brand. They don't carry it anymore. But I've made it last for...4 years now. And it's a .33 fl oz size). I also use the Secret matching deoderant and body mist. I wanted the pomegranite and sandalwood, but I have the cucumber aloe one right now. I have the Caress Evenly Gorgeous Exfoliating Body Wash with Brown Sugar Beads and it smells AWESOME and it gets rid of dead skin so it makes ya really soft. I really don't use lotion very often, but when I do it's usually Sweat Pea or Vanilla Sugar if I can find it...

I am a procrastinator. I'm doing it right now actually...I'm supposed to be doing Geometry...

Well, that's the basics :)

Twitch Pics (From The Other Night)